Pak Sako

I fell in love with this puisi from Pak Sako the first time I read it some many years ago, and ever since I thought this is the best way to write a puisi. Before this I just couldn't appreciate Malay puisi except for the tersirat meaning. The enjoyment only came after I managed to decipher the possible meanings/messages behind the puisi. That's about it. But Pak Sako with this puisi had somehow made me enjoy puisi not only in its journey to explore the possible messages, but also in reading the puisi itself. The wordings are such that it made me consider this puisi as very syok one even before I ventured into exploring the meaning.

Sorry guys I didn't know what the title of the pusi is, so I just post you the content:

Bapak rugged, anak groovy,
Sedang membiak di sana sini.
Di pantai memakai bikini,
Di kubur memakai mini.
Orang-orang kampung menghadap kiblat,
Mereka membawa komik-komik barat.
Bermain karate, ganti bersilat,
Makan anggur, menggantikan langsat.
Gasing dibuang, dimajukan bowling,
Berasmara mereka kata necking,
Buang Mak Inang, menggantikan dansing.
Tetapi, bila bergula dalam kencing,
Barulah teringat nak makan jering,
Terkenang kepada petai dan kerdas,
Barulah nak belajar mandi hadas.
Melayu bukan, Malaysian pun bukan,
Cina bukan, Indian pun bukan.
Inikah akar-akar yang mengaku rotan?
Atau kaca-kaca yang mengaku intan?

~Dr. Ishak Haji Muhammad (Pak Sako)~

DO SOMETHING!!!!

Today's NH's last day, sob.. sob... but he said he'll be in on Tuesday.
I have been thinking this out loud and discussed with my significant other on this matter about our organisation. I am wondering when will the Management do something about this? Inform the staff of what is actually going on, give proper advice rather than letting us live on hearsays. Decide and advice on all cost cutting measures e.g. disposing off "unnecessary assets" like luxury cars, do some restructuring exercise, call for "no or minimal entertainment" and limit certain unnecessary claims, cut hours like Saturdays off (hello!!!!)... The Management is really being unfair to the employees by putting them in the darkness. If they want to cut manpower costs, by telling people the true story, chances are, more will resign or perhaps if they decide to stay on, they know they are doing at their own risks (if there are actually risks involved) and morale will be maintained and people will stop complaining.
ARGH!!!!!!

My Favourite Poem

Just thot sharing this with you all. Read this (long time ago) in a friend's collection and instantly fell in love with it.

Just Exchange - Sir Phillip Sydney

My true love hath my heart and I have his,

By just exchange one for another geven,
I holde his deare, And mine he cannot misse,
There never was a better bargaine driven

My true love hath my heart and I have his,
My heart in me keepes him and me in one,
My heart in him, his thoughts and scenes guide,
He loves my heart, for one it was his owne,
I cherish his because in me it bides,
My true love hath my heart and I have his.

*sigh* can love be this pure?

My Profile is updated

Hi frenz...
I've updated my profile...check it out if you want to see sexy me....

Antara Kau & Dia - Novel Baru dari Najwa Aiman

Buku baru dari Najwa Aiman, penulis "best seller" Untuk Kau dan Aku kuar during Pesta Buku. Tajuk - Antara Kau dan Dia... . Hardcover lagi.. limited edition, you! Dah baca? Belum? I myself baru 1/2 jer... but so far ok.. So apa pendapat korang? Keep the comments coming!

Star Wars

The only thing I like about the Star Wars is Darth Vader. This may probably be the reason why I didn't enjoy the episodes 1 & 2 as much as I have enjoyed episodes 4 to 6. Dun think it has anything to do with age factor though (when I watched episodes 4-6 I was much younger). So SW ep. 3 will be my guinea pig to experiment this theory bcoz lord Vader is in this eposide.

Some of you might remember the way Vader fought in all those episodes. He was a machine with metal body and so he couldn't possibly do the sommersault and all those fancy jumping the way Anakin did in episode 2. Wonder if Vader would be able to do it in this episode 3. Even Yoda needs to fight like a circus clown in episode 2 in order to win the fight. It'll be interesting to know why Vader didn't need to do the same to defeat those other Jedi masters.

And the light-saber? What's with the colours? Are they like the colours of taekwondo belts? Or are they just options during purchase? And who manufactured the sabers anyway? Why was it not explained? Can anyone purchase it or do u require certain license or permit? I think a certain permit is required bcoz nobody else expcept the Jedis use this very dangerous but easily hidden weapon. So who issued this permit?

And what's with the cloak on Vader's costume? He can't fly (heck! Even Superman doesn't need his cloak to fly!). Well, at least Vader can justify why HIS underwear in worn on the OUTSIDE - bcoz his undies are metal - so they protect the sensitive body parts!

And C3PO? The one who can speak over 1,000,000 language of the universe? Did u notice that his responses to conversations with R2D2 and Chewy will always be in English. Why didn't he just use their language? If R2D2 and Chewy can understand English, why didn't THEY just speak in English then? Han Solo also responded to Chewy in English, and they both understand each others' language but simply refuse to speak them. Semangat Bahasa Kebangsaan la ni!

And the Millenium Falcon - the fastest junk in the universe where the pilot sits on one side of the humungous ship. Yet the pilot was able to maneuver it in between flying asteroids!!!

Mengarut dah ni...ooo....patutlaaa....dah sebelas setengah malam.........zzzzz..........

My Profile Is Set

Managed to post additional comments for some of the pics and update my profile. So far the rest of you have yet to set your profiles. Why not eh...? Not interested ka?

Anyway, good job Jan for creating the blog. I've informed some of my friends about it and ask them to post to the blog about anything - new info, new software, new games etc. I feel like we should also consider external input since I find that in some areas we (as in our organisation) are quite left behind (eg, do you know that MSN Messenger is now available in version 7.0 with some extras? Do you know what its weaknesses are?)

Nemo judex in causa sua!

Set lar profile tu!!

Hi friends,

Just for fun la kan.. and if boring2, login ur blogger and "edit" ur profile. Kat situ ada last column ada this section called "Random Question" best! each time korang save setting tu n tick at the box, a new question will appear. Soalan dia pelik2 la n funny! so it would be interesting to see ur answers!

Don't forget to have fun!

Shocker! Sad News

Today we heard the sad news... NH has tendered his resignation. Hmmmm what will happen to our future? Kak Puti hang on yah! Lets just pray that everything gonna be alrite... Peace to all

Let's Stay Together!

I love my friends!!!

*I, I'm so in love with you*Whatever you want to do* Is all right with me*'Cause you make me feel so brand new*And I want to spend my life with you*They say since, since we've been together*Loving you forever*Is what I need*Let me be the one you come running to*I'll never be untrue*Let's, let's stay together*Lovin' you whether, whether*Times are good or bad, happy or sad*Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad*Why, why some people break up*Then turn around and make up*I just can't see*You'd never do that to me (would you, baby)*Staying around you is all I see(Here's what I want us to do)*Let's, we oughta stay together*Loving you whether, whether*Times are good or bad, happy or sad*

Aaahhhhhhhh kenyang! 

heheheh syira ngantuk ker? 

Rawk on dudes!! Peace to all! ;-) 

Looking lovely there ladies!!! 

PANTUNS - for Baz

kembang bukan sebarang kembang
ini kembang bunga bertuah
rendang bukan sebarang rendang
ini rendang ada dua buah

Pegi balik ke rumah jebat
Dulang hidang cukup semua
Tidak pelik tidak la hebat
Setakat rendang bebuah dua

bukan mengah berdiam diri
rendang berbuah tengah off-duty

Buah kedondong berpeti-peti
Hendak dikupas, piasau tak tajam
Daging tak bertulang yang off duty
Buah dua biji kerja 24 jam

Dulang hidang cukup semua
Buat santapan uda dan dara
Setakat rendang berbuah dua
Duduk bertempek tak buat apa

Dua Buah Kulit Merekah
Hidangan Dinda malam Jumaat
Dua Buah Toreh Berdarah
Simpanan Berharga Penyambung Zuriat

Habis menuai tgh sawah
Kain tersingkap peha terdedah
Ape guna ditoreh buah
Kelak nanti membawa padah


budak setan dlm neraka
naik kapal warna biru
Kalu jantan semuanya
Apa pasal kau pergi situ

Sorong tarik sumbat menyumbat
Lurah berair puncaknye nikmat
sebab musabab Ke rumah jebat
Ade kenduri doa selamat

Anak India kepala berkutu
Bila bercakap lidah bergulung
Apsal lak jebat takleh gi situ
Kan ke dia putera sulung?

penuh setelaga peluh keringat
kail panjang tersimpul mati
oh ya la baru teringat
jebat membujang sampai mati

Ikan haruan dalam keranjang
Mati dituba si anak sepat
Jebat di Lumut yang masih bujang
Jebat yang kawan Tuah tu ada zuriat

Lebat bkn sebarang lebat
Lebat bulu ari2nya
Jebat bkn sebarang jebat
Jebat membujang idaman semua

Ikat buluh bepancang2
Buluh dari hutan begawan
Nikah kawin tidak dirancang
Ikut saja semua ketentuan

Buluh dari hutan begawan
Diikat oleh orang temiar
Jodoh dan pertemuan di tangan Tuhan
Tapi Tuhan suruh ikhtiar

Gendut bkn sebarang gendut
Gendut idaman si dara sunti
Lendut bkn sebarang lendut
Lendut berisi air sakti

Peti bukan sebarang peti
Peti dibuat di Indragiri
Sakti bukan sebarang sakti
Air sakti pancut sendiri

hari sejuk anu pun kecut
lalu diusap si dara seksi
Pancut jgn sebarang pancut
Salah pancut perut berisi

Kuah kalau dimakan
Lama lama habis juga
Buah kalau digunakan
Lama lama berhasil juga

kuah kalau simpan
lama-lama basi juga
buah kalau simpan
lama-lama lendut juga

tinggi sungguh istana semut
kereta sorong tersangkut mud guard
letih...
aku sungguh nak ke lumut
azam tolong jadi tourist guide

Menangguk ikan di kg sebelah
Sambil2 merogol si nyonya
Tourist guide tkde masalah
Ape pula habuan upahnya?

panjat pokok sena
tanam beras malinja
ko tempah betina
aku belanja
Kuat berusahaa
Aku ketawa... hahahahahaaaa

Hari Sabtu jom tengok wayang
Ketawa ketawa gak, dah sembahyang?

Bezina di komplek teruntum
Sembahyang?.... err .. belum

Lebai malang mudik ke hulu
Pergi la solat dulu....

rebuslah mi
boleh buat makan petang
baguslah ko ni
dah berzina pergi sembahyang

Keris hang tuah patah hulu
Terus dipinjam keris hang jebat
Okay lah berzina dulu
Sembahyang, pastu tobat

POSTED BY POOTZ IN BOOTS (Just in case..)

Kak Puti and Jan
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Munir Update - When will we see him again?

Heheheheh so? what happen to munir? That is the question. Balik ke tak? Kak puti informed dia kena stay lagi kat sana. Hmmm wondering when will he finally come home. Anyway, Munir, hang in there.. we, the K-Oz always praying for your safety and that u'll be home soon.

K-Oz

Heyo frenz!!
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This is fun!! So, K-Oz it is? I nak wish good luck and all the best to AdzKhoz for his new novel. Nanti next week wa baca la and bagi verdict.
Izah told me just now yang TG akan resign after dapat gaji... dah copy "personal files" dah.. so, bila kita punya Good Riddance Party?
Eh, gang, if I ever forget to tell you how I feel about you guys.. and manalah tahu masa tu one or some or all of us dah takde kat PSC ni lagi, check this blogspot and keep it alive, remember I would alwiz treasure this friendship we share.. you are all the best crowd I've ever "hangout" with...
STAY GOLD!!

And this was posted by Puti

Grow Old With You

Jan tujukan lagu ni korang sumer... hehehehe

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad. Carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wanna do is grow old with you. I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches. Build you a fire if the furnace breaks. Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you. I'll miss you. Kiss you. Give you my coat when you are cold. Need you. Feed you. Even let ya hold the remote control. So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink. Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink. I could be the man who grows old with you. I wanna grow old with you

Remember the time?

Ni masa kita dok berpantun2 tu... best ek

Anak itik berenang renang
Anak ayam main kecapi
Azam dah mintak maap terang terang
Syira dah maafkan sepenuh hati

Emak itik tengok mcgyver
Bapak ayam hilang bini
Sekali sekala mmg terover
Especially bile dah horny

Pergi memancing di tasik cini
Dayung perahu sampai terbabas
Azam kalau dah horny
Bini orang pon dia nak kebas

Anak toyol kene mandrem
Pegi shoping dgn antu
Bos saya mmg la ensem
Mcm staf dia si azam tu..

PERGI KEDAI ORDER AIR LAICI
TAPI COMPLAIN SEBAB TAK CUKUP AIS
BOS HANG TU TAK CUKUP INCI
TAKKAN TU PUN KAU NAK IDOLISE

(Yang ni balas pantun 2 kerat G, yang kata Azam perasan)
Minum kopi O dalam cawan
Makan pulak coklat eclaire
Kalau setakat hensem macam Kepten Wan
Lebih baik tak yah nak declare

(Yang ni Azam balas pantun yang no. 2, this topic)
Pontianak masuk dlm laci
disebat tuk dukun dgn ekor pari
mmg la dia tk cukup inci
atinye baik.. payah nak cari

Hujan lebat air pun naik
Cari kepah di paya bakau
Kalau betul hatinya baik
Dah lama dia confirmkan kau

Bunuh monyet besama ungka
Kera marah tepekik pekik
Bos saya ni susah nk jangka
Mesti ade bende yg pelik

Anak ayam kene taji
Kene taji tebatuk2
Bos mcm kept wan kene la puji
Bos mcm mem harus dikutuk

Cik Salmah muda belia
Sarip Dol tackle dah lama
Depan kau, baik le dia
Depan mem, dia kutuk hang sama...

Cik tijah si janda muda
Kene tekel dgn mat jongos
Itu mem punye angkara
Kaki menghasut bole berambuss

Buah rotan digentel gentel
Diberi makan ayam serama
Mem tu dah memang mentel
Takkan bos kau pun nak ikut sama

Durian tembaga dibuat serawa
Makang ikang cicah budu
Kau tunggulah sampai tua
Aku rasa Munir confirm dulu

Nasi dagang ikang aye
Mkn besama anak cik besah
Kalau dah itu rezeki dia
Kompem la dulu… saya tk kisahh

Anak kuda tarik pedati
Berhenti rehat di dalam gua
Apa apa pun, aku puas hati
Dapat bawak masuk korang semua

KORANG SEMUA BEST!!!!!!!