Sunday, December 17, 2006

Hi-Tea At Taman Sari Brasserie, Istana Hotel 16th December 2006

For those who were absent, WE MISS YOU!!! Here are shoutouts for you guys...

Harap2 next time, quorum cukup.... please!

Love ya'll



Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Happy Birthday Diva

Hope you like it Diva!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Operation Death - Extract from Email

Another interesting email again. Received today. I wish I knew who the original author of this was:

*IN THE NAME OF ALLAH MOST GRACIOUS MOST MERCIFUL*
*OPERATION DEATH*
* *
*This is the tale of an average man who acts contrary to Allahs plan, if you
are reflected herein then repent and commit no sin.*
* *
Twas early in the morning at four, when death knocked upon a bedroom door,'
who is there?' the sleeping one cried,"I'm Izrael, let me inside"

At once the man began to shiver,as one sweating in deadly fever,he shouted
to his sleeping wife, "don't let him take away my life".

"Please go away o angel of death", leave me alone, im not ready yet, my
family on me depend; give me a chance o please perpend

The angel knocked again and again, "friend ill take your life without a
pain, tis your soul that Allah requires, I come not on my own desire.

Bewildered the man began o cry, "o angel im so afraid to die", ill give you
gold and be your slave, don't send me to the unit grave.

Let me in o friend the angel said, open the door get up from your bed, if
you do not allow me in, I will walk through it like a jinn.

The man held a gun in his right hand, ready to defy the angels stand, ill
point my gun towards your head; you dare come in ill shoot you dead.

By now the angel was in the room, saying o friend prepare for the doom,
foolish man angels never die, put down your gun and do not sigh.

Why are you afraid tell me o man, to die according to Allah's plan?,come
smile at me do not be grim,be happy to return to him.

O angel I bow my head in shame, I had no time to take Allah's name,from morn
till dusk I made my wealth, not even caring about my health.

Allah's commands I never obeyed, nor five times a day I ever prayed, a
fasting came a fasting went, but no time had I to repent.

The pilgrimage was already incumbent on me, but I would not part with my
money, all charities I did ignore, taking usury more and more.

Sometimes I sipped my favourite wine, with flirting women I sat to dine,o
angel I appeal to you, spare my life for a year or two.

The laws of holy books I will obey ill begin prayers this very day, my fast
and pilgrimage I will complete, and keep away from self conceit.

I will refrain from usury, and give all my wealth to charity, wine and
wenches I will detest, Allah's oneness I will attest.

We angels do what allah demands, we cannot go against his commands, death is
ordained for everyone, father, mother, daughter or son.

Im afraid this moment is your last, now be reminded more of your past, I do
understand your fears, but it is now too late for tears.

You lived in this world, two score or more, never did you your people adore,
your parents you did not obey, hungry beggars you turned away.

Yout two ill begotten female offspring, in nightclubs for a livelihood they
sing, instead of making more faithfuls, you made your children ungrateful.

You ignored the calls of prayer, nor did you read the holy book, breaking
promises all your life, backbiting friends and causing strife.

From hoarded goods, great profits you made, and your poor workers, you
underpaid, horses and cards were your leisure, money-making was your
pleasure.

O human you have done enough wrong, you bought good properties for a song,
when the farmers appealed to you, you did not have mercy, tis true.

Paradise for you, I cannot tell, undoubtedly, you will dwell in hell,
there's no time for you to repent, ill take your soul for which im sent.

The ending however is very sad, eventually the man became mad, with a cry he
jumped out of bed and suddenly he fell down dead.

O reader take a moral from here, never know your end may be near, change
your living and make amends, for heaven on your deeds depends.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The Cutest Duet EVER!

Check this out!! So cute!! *sigh*

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Break Out?

Just thought of sharing and sakitkan hati.. HAHAHAHHAHA

K-Oz

I finally figured out how to put this vid here!!
Hehehe
Enjoy this friends!

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those night when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiance didn't show

Sometimes you want to go,
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You want to be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You want to be where everybody knows your name

Roll out of bed Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You want to go where people know
People are all the same
You want to go where everybody knows your name

Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came

~Where Everybody Knows Your Name by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo (Theme song from "Cheers")~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIUJYDpwOQE

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Choc Cute


Found this while I was looking for some images. Cute, especially for those chocolate lovers.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Gal's Lexi

Hey guys! Remember this email?

Sebenarnya, antara lelaki dan perempuan terdapat perbezaan dari segi pemahaman komunikasi. Ramai yang kurang menyedari hal ini terutamanya kaum lelaki.Lelaki perlulah memahami dan menyelami apakah maksud di sebalik kata-kata seorang perempuan. Sebagai contohnya:

1. Kalau perempuan tanya: Lawa ke budak pompuan tu?
Makna tersembunyi: Siapa yang paling lawa? I ke, budak pompuan tu?
2. Kalau perempuan tanya: You dah makan ke belum?
Makna tersembunyi: Jom pi makan. Lapar ni!

3. Kalau perempuan kata: Lawa-lawa la baju kat sini, yek.
Makna tersembunyi: Belikanlah untuk I.

4. Kalau perempuan kata: Rasa macam nak pening la.
Makna tersembunyi: Tolong picit kepala.

5. Kalau perempuan kata: Letihnya hari ni. Mana nak masak, basuh kain-baju lagi...
Makna tersembunyi: Kita makan kat luar jelah. Lepas tu, tolong basuh kain-baju sekali, yek.

6. Kalau perempuan kata: Kita lebih sesuai berkawan saja.
Makna tersembunyi: I tak nak kat you. Tak paham-paham ke?

7. Kalau perempuan kata: I suka berkawan dengan you. You baik, memahami bla bla bla...
Makna tersembunyi: Hish... I rasa macam minat sesangat kat you la. Rasa macam nak jadi awek you je.

8. Kalau perempuan tanya: You pernah tak teringatkan awek you yang dulu?
Makna tersembunyi: Kalau nak gaduh, kalau berani sangat, sebut la nama dia depan aku.

9. Kalau perempuan kata: I sanggup berkorban demi kebahagiaan you.
Makna tersembunyi: Amboi! Aku kena berkorban. Habih, hangpa dua ekoq gak yang seronok.

10.Kalau perempuan kata: I tak kisah kalau memang betul you nak kahwin lagi satu. Asalkan you berterus-terang dengan I, bersikap jujur dan berlaku adil.
Makna tersembunyi: Sapa kata aku tak kisah? Adil ke tak adil, aku tak kira! Langkah mayat aku dulu sebelum nak menikah lagi satu.

Ini cuma contoh saja. Tapi, memang ia selalu berlaku. Kalau tak percaya, cuba tanya isteri atau awek masing-masing, betul tak cakap di mulut tak sama dengan niat di hati. Bukannya kaum perempuan ni tak jujur dalam meluahkan isi hati mereka tapi. Wanita ni bukankah pemalu?

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Friday, May 26, 2006

They Really Hate Lawyers, Don't They?

"It is interesting to note that criminals have multiplied of late, and lawyers have also; but I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

Reading about the dispute regarding the stare decisis issue between Justice Paul and Justice Sri Ram now make me think that even lawyers themselves hate lawyers, don't they? I'mnot going to comment who's right or wrong between the two learned judges, but I'd like to do what Irsha and Sam did - share some internet and email jokes with you. But these jokes are specially meant for lawyers (jangan marah bang!).

 What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.
 What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die.
 Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.
 What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand.
 What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
 What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
 Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
 What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
 Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
 Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
 What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
 What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane? Skeet.
 What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him? It might be your bicycle.
 Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
 It was so cold last winter ... (How cold was it?) I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
 A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"
 You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Last dose.A lawyer in Charlotte, NC purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim with the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
But... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine. This is a TRUE news story. NOT a joke.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Macam Mana Nak Cantik?

Leceh kalau tanya soalan ni pada lelaki, kan? Jawapan macam-macam je: "Kau dah memang cantik" (ada udang sebalik batu kan?); "Kau jangan pakai apa-apa, mesti cantik!" (somebody please call the ambulance and paramedic for this guy please!); "Kenapa pulak kau nak jadi cantik?" (patut tak aku kata dia bodoh?)Sahabat aku pernah jawab "Ada orang akan anggap kau cantik, ada yang tak". "So? Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder?" "Yes. Definitely. Tapi sebab beholder tu manusia, dan manusia selalunya berubah-ubah fikiran, kau faham sendiri la.". "Jadi, kecantikan kena ikut citarasa semasa?" "Ya. Makin panjang masa berlalu, maka peliklah citarasa." "Pelik?" "Makin masa berlalu, makin kita tua, makin tak cantik." "Habis tu apa yang pelik?" "Sebab masih sayang." Tak semua orang akan anggap wanita dalam gambar-gamabr ni cantik. Sahabat aku mungkin ada citarasa tersendiri. Tapi aku rasa aku tau yang mana satu jadi idaman dia, kan bang? Kalian anggap yang mana cantik? Semuanya? Memang tak hairan kalau seorang perempuan meuji seorang perempuan yang lain sebagai cantik. Bukan tak biasa ya kita dengar orang perempuan kata "Cantiknya perempuan tu!". Tapi terasa pelik kan kalau kita dengar seorang lelaki kata "Handsomenya jejaka tu!" Ngeri!
Yang ini pilihan kau, bang?

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Endearing

Endearing...
An e-mail from someone saying "I am thinking of you"

Endearing...
A hug from an innocent child, out of the blue

Endearing...
A remark from a friend saying "Hey, you know what, I miss you"

Endearing...
A forgotten song, playing at the back of your mind, reminding you of "those" times

Endearing...
An unexpected flower from your sweetheart

Endearing...
A favourite dish cooked by your mother especially for you

Endearing...
An old battered book you never tired of reading again and again

Endearing...
A picture from your childhood that touched your heart

Endearing...
A soft, old teddy bear remains by your side all these years

Endearing...
A handmade card from your child saying "Mummy, I love you"

Endearing...
A cup of hot cocoa from your sibling when you are cold

Endearing...
A "How's your day" from your daddy when you reached home

Endearing...
A beautiful rainbow across the sky

Endearing...
Your favourite song playing on the radio while you are having a bad day

Endearing...
A piece of chocolate offered to you when you need your sweet fix

Endearing...
the word it self carries such a soft, gentle, beautiful sound.. and meaning too

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Keretapi yang Dirindu...

I still remember those days when I used to travel by rail. Those scary-looking locomotives. The smell of metal. The swings and shakes that made it almost futile just to walk from your seat to the toilets. And toilets? You could actually see the rail through the toilet bowl. And the sound of metal clashing and banging from underneath the coaches. Miss those days.
Now, our trains are more... ermm... modern? They look better. The locomotives are more powerful. The coaches look better. But I haven't been on board a train (except LRTs and Komuter) for many years now. I just see them from the outside. I can't really say about the toilets now. I hope passengers don't have to see the rails underneath them while they're using the bowl anymore.
But I know for a fact that the rails are still the same. Well, I guess they do replace the rails and slippers as and when necessary. The routes are the same I guess, probably with some different views and scenery here and there. I hope Bukit Berapit route is safer now. Whatever it is, I miss traveling by train. I miss the scenery the trip has to offer. I miss the swings and shakes. But I definitely do not miss the open-bottom toilet bowls!

So guys, what about all of us on vacation somewhere far - by rail? Cuti sekolah nak dekat ni!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Secret Recipe

Hey K-ozzies!

How's everybody? Hope you guys had a really nice and relaxing weekend. Anyway, nothing much to tell, just thought of posting these pics taken on the Secret Recipe outing. Can't remember the date, SORRY! Thanks to our lovely and generous miss Emm-n-Emm for treating us that day. The pics are too candid and blur.. but it's alright kan.. as long as the precious moments were captured (gambar cam group rock wajib mesti ada!). Too bad for those who couldn't come - Sam The Great and G-string.. We missed you!

For the rest, I believe everybody enjoyed their meal (I know I did - that yummy Tom Yam noodles and Apple Kasturi, even though I salivated over Pootz's meal). Still can't get forget Moon's generosity and good heart by presenting Emm and the Queen their VERY BELATED birthday presents, it was hilarious, thanks to Pootz! and oh yes, the presents were really cute, nice one Moon! ;-)

I think everybody had a good time that day eventhough a tad too short for me. Not enough time to catch up with everybody. Anyway, hope to do this again sometime (very very soon, I hope) and hopefully with the full quorum.

Okie then, signing off for tonight. Take care people! Be good!

Miss u lots and much love!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Happy K-Oz Day

Hi K-Ozzies!!!

Sorry this is a belated wish! Haven't got the time during the weekends. So, K-Oz is one year huh? How fast time flies. Looking back at the past year, there so many changes happened in our group huh? From being 11 together, now some of us are scattered about. Some near, some far, some still together.

I hope everybody will still use this blog as a place for us to update on each other lives. It would be nice if everybody would post something about themselves here. Whats new in their life. Whats happening etc. Whatever that matters to you, matters to the rest of us.

We should do that gathering! Maybe a fun day in the sun or a melodious day in the karaoke, a satisfied day in a nice restaurant, whatever.. so keep the ideas coming!

I wish everybody a great year ahead, and i hope we'll stay together. Much love! Happy K-oz Day!

So here's a speacial song for special people in my life!!

I needed the shelter of someone's arms and there you were
I needed someone to understand my ups and downs
And there you were
With sweet love and devotion, deeply touching my emotion
I want to stop, and thank you baby

I just want to stop, and thank you baby
How sweet it is to be loved by you
How sweet it is to be loved by you

I close my eyes at night
Wondering where would I be without you in my life
Everything I did was just a bore
Everywhere I went it seems I'd been there before
But you brighten up for me all of my days
With a love so sweet in so many ways
I want to stop and thank you baby

I just want to stop and thank you baby
How sweet it is to be loved by you
How sweet it is to be loved by you

You were better for me than I was for myself
For me, there's you and there ain't nobody else
I want to stop and thank you baby
I just want to stop and thank you baby
How sweet it is to be loved by you
How sweet it is to be loved by you

- How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You (Marvin Gaye) -

Monday, April 10, 2006

Gubra

I watched gubra last night.

Gubra is on a different level from Sepet. You can't really compare between those two films.

Sepet is more "pop" ... dia straight to the point.. gubra ni cam nak sampaikan messages.. halfway thru the film i was kinda bored and dok fikir.. apa la message citer ni.. but then bila dah nak abis tu.. I think different people will have different understanding of the film. Its back to how different people has different perceptions.

For me, I think the film is about love between different generations and different types of people,those who give love will see how much they sacrifice for their loved ones and those who always receive will realise to appreciate those who gave their love

love for a friend, love for spouse, love for your family love for people, love in general.. etc.

I salute la yasmin ahmad ni in her way of expressing her views towards things.. like one of the characters dpt tau dia ada HIV. u dont have to have a dialogue to convey that. Yasmin Ahmad is a great storyteller.

Beautiful cinematography, great acting (Sharifah Amani was superb!), very poetic.

Gubra is thought provoking and controversial. You will get out of the cinema thinking.

As for me, I went out of the cinema feeling confused. Kahkahkah

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Alien

I remember during my university life when my friends and I were having this academic discussion. One of my friends actually said 'the natural rule of justice' when what he meant (and what it was supposed to be) was 'the rule of natural justice' instead.

Another friend, on the same topic, actually said 'nemo judex injuria' instead of 'nemo judex in causa sua'. Nemo judex in causa sua means 'no man can be a judge of his own cause' so our guess was that nemo judex injuria must have meant 'no man can be a judge if he's injured'.

Of course we had a good laugh then.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Something to Share


"Everyone in the world needs someone they can depend on. Be they faithful friends, determined advocates, or a loving family. But occasionally in life, the people we thought would always be there for us…leave. And if that happens, it’s amazing the lengths we’ll go to, to get them back."
- Mary Alice Young, Desperates Housewives

Monday, March 27, 2006

I Miss...

I miss the LRT
The crowd, the heat, the inconvenience during peak hours. Of course, the occassionally 'bau tilam' smell. But most of all, the climbing up the stairs at the stations.

I miss Bang Din
The morning express and efficient service of telur setengah masak and his nasi goreng kampung. Wow!

I miss ISO
Hmm... I don't know why but I think I miss his voice. The sound of his voice, that is. And his grin... and his stare...

I miss the lift thrill
Yup! The lift. Everytime when the 'ting' sound, I'd look at the display, hoping it doesn't stop at the 1st floor! ahahhahaha....!!!

You know the outcome of this entry right?
I MISS YOU ALL!

Amigos Para Siempre

It's been quite a while huh? It's soooo goood to be back. Thanks Pootz for inviting me!! It's funny though... i am the one who started this whole thing and I am the one who lost the username, the password. Some confusion in my brain.

So let's see. Our first post in here was on 23rd April 2005! Wow! How time flies! Today last year, I don't even know what blog means. I guess a lot have changed huh.

So anyway, today I am writing just to say I miss this blog so much! Thanks for Lampin and Pootz for keeping this blog alive. I'll try my best to keep it going too. For others, come on, join in. Keep on posting!

The important question is.. shall we make 23rd April as the official K-Oz day? What say you? And I really hope the next gathering there will be a complete quorum so that finally we can take a proper photo of the K-Ozzies!

Okie.. till next time.

Amigos Para Siempre.

Much love!

Now and Then



Forever and ever

You'll stay in my heart and

I will love you

Forever and ever

We never will part

Oh how I'll love you

Together forever

That's how it must be

To live without you

Would only be heartbreak for me

It Has Been A Year!!

Hello fellow K-Ozies!!
It has been a year and Najwa Aiman has produced another novel. This time I gave him a good preview and I think even he couldn't believe me himself.... well, I may be a bit generous as I am now having this maternal glow with a 17 week old baby inside my belly!!!
So, how's everyone....? latest update, only 5 are left (you may call us idiots, but this is where our rezeki is promised). Moon has resigned from his latest job, Lampin is happily working for another company, so are Sam and Syir.... Carebear is seriously considering leaving her current job.. hang in there my friend!! Emm is also following my footsteps of producing another baby....
On this end, Dubuk is still demure and enigmatic (not that we care). And yes, Shaff (who has yet to post anything here after a year) is also expecting another new addition to the family. Hmmm... baby boom this year!!! G-String is still well... stringy, Queen Amidala is as alaways still a Diva....
Our first Saturday breakfast went on for the first 2 months of 2006... didn't work... but our first reunion of 2006 was a success (thanks to Emm's sponsorship) where everybody except Sam and G-String, turn up and later some went for a karaoke session at the usual joint..... had fun (Lampin - Asalkan Kau Tidak Menjadi Penjahat Lagi!!)
I sincerely miss you lot!!
Keep visiting the blog and those who can write in, please do so!!!! Keep this blog alive!!!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Eleven Forever

Used to be eleven
those happy times
and happiness still shines
in your hearts and mine

And five are still together
each other within sights
and the rest are always near
sharing emotions forever